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Concerns have been expressed about the possibility that USOF presidents have participated in the use of illegal substances.
Questions were raised in the last administration after then president Worner suggested that increasing membership by 10% was as simple as having each club increase membership by 10%. Now a quick analysis of the figures shows that this calculation is flawless. However, one has to question why the president didn't add a zero to that figure, so that USOF could have doubled in size!
Further suspicions of foul play were aroused when current president Kraght suggested in a recently published article that if we create 14 new clubs of 100 members our numbers would increase by 1400. Once again after consulting with a mathematics expert(my niece is really good with numbers) it was discovered that no multiplication errors were made here as well. But, once again one is left to ponder, "Why not create 140 clubs with 1000 members each?". That would increase our numbers by a whopping 140,000!!!
Proposals are now being brought forth, and hearings are being scheduled to question those in charge. Implementation of a drug testing program for presidents seems imminent. Now missing a few zeros for us common folk is to be expected. But when our leaders overlook them, one is left to wonder "What have these guys been smoking?" 11/1/97
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